Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

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Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

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melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

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Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

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melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

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Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020

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