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mortega

A family name that derives from a very famous and important family from the Philippines. If you are so ever to run into a person of this last name. You should bow down in respect. Mortega = 1337 !
1)"Arise for here comes Mr. Mortega!"
2)"Can I get you anything Mrs. Mortega?"
3)"I worship the Mortega family."
by Arthur Mortega May 6, 2003
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Mortal Kombat

When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.
I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.
by siliconefeelings January 10, 2011
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ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish
Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!
by SlenderMF December 2, 2019
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Morta Di Fame

"Morta di fame" is an Italian phrase which literally translates to "Dead of Hunger." It denotes an utterly useless, stupid person. The connotation is that the person is dead from hunger due to the fact that they are useless and thus can't do anything productive to earn money for food to eat. "Morta di fame" status is usually accompanied by mouth-breathing and general slow-wittedness.
George W. Bush is a total morta di fame.
by Mar Coe January 18, 2009
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Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.
"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"
by Mathieuson February 18, 2008
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Mort

A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
by PippyPoop June 22, 2009
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Morti

Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!
by StalkingChris November 17, 2004
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