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Big Penis - La Morta
You loose in a big time - te metieron la morta
ohh! You have a Big Morta
Morta by Morta Dela May 7, 2004

Morta Di Fame 

"Morta di fame" is an Italian phrase which literally translates to "Dead of Hunger." It denotes an utterly useless, stupid person. The connotation is that the person is dead from hunger due to the fact that they are useless and thus can't do anything productive to earn money for food to eat. "Morta di fame" status is usually accompanied by mouth-breathing and general slow-wittedness.
George W. Bush is a total morta di fame.
Morta Di Fame by Mar Coe January 18, 2009

MOMTASTIK 

A SWEET UPGRADED version of a Mom..when MOM is more than just MOM shes MOMTASTIK
Mom isn't just Mom shes MOMTASTIK!
Mom made those from scratch shes MOMTASTIK!
MOMTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
Mirta is a gorgeous girl, always surrounded by a bunch of guys who are following her arround like dogs. Mirta is very outgoing and not afraid to say what she thinks. She can light up every party and she has a bombass sexy body. She is confident and aware of her beauty, which is why some people are too shy to talk to her.

But once you get to know her, you'll find she is an amazing friend, who is always there for you and puts others before herself.

Only the kindest people deserve to have a Mirta in their life.
"Dude, check out this girl! She's definitely a Mirta!"
"Man, this girl I met is the kindest person ever! Bet she's a Mirta?"
Mirta by invisibleprincess January 3, 2017
A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.
Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!
Martafact by DaveLegz January 14, 2009

Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.
I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.
Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009