Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

Manstake

When a man fixates on a woman at a distance only to note that the woman is a man upon closer inspection.

The other day I saw a hotty on the beach, but she turned out to be a manstake.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Magstadt

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010

magster

The epitome of being a low class skank synonymous with a nasty party slut.

Invite the football team to spend a night with a magster for raunchy sex-capades.

by Brenster December 10, 2006

Maestro Whistle

A loud whistle that sounds like a wolf whistle (the ear-shattering noise made with two hands to hail taxis) except it uses no hands.

"That douchebag outside won't stop giving the maestro whistle to the girls outside"

by Pyrokinesis123456789 February 24, 2009

mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.

Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'

by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011