mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy

Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...

by James' Wheelchair July 14, 2016

Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Mall Cunt

Those annoying kiosk sales people who shove perfume smells and jewelry in your face as you walk by.

John spent two hours in the mall because all the Mall Cunts kept offering him cologne.

by UrbanBurban350 March 1, 2016

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010

Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

mall emo

Mall emo is the kind of bands MTV calls emo, MCR, P!ATD, linkin park and so on, this is not what emo music is. Mall emo is not necessarily bad music it's just not emo music.

Some guy: UGGGH I HATE MCR SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Other guy: are you anti-mall emo?
Some guy: fo'sho

by Immi_callmepnk July 20, 2008

Mall crush

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.

Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!

by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005