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Ur mum gey lol 

This is the almighty insult you should NEVER use upon an oponent unless absolutely necessary. The last time this insult wad used, it was used by Alexander Graham Bell in a prank call. As a result of this, the fabric of space itself was torn into shreds, resulting in evolution reversing into what we are today. Using this defense mechanism will end the opponents career and send he/she into a deep depression. Dont expect to live to see the next day as an antidote recently discovered by acting legend, Bill Nye The Science Guy. The phrase "no u" resulted in the defender dying because blood stopped flowing into his brain from chocking literally on Bill's entire ass cheek.

Use with caution
*points at teacher "Ur mum gey lol"
*teacher rips off clothes and sets into his battle stance. He slowly develops a raging blue ball of ki in between his two hands and screams "NO U" as he releases his deadly blast. The entire school is devoured by a quantum flux*
Ur mum gey lol by Leyef July 30, 2018
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ur mum gae 

If somehow you survived this verbal beating then congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.
Person 1; ur mum gae

Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*

Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*

Person 1: gottem
ur mum gae by Multipotent September 27, 2019
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probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.
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A)"your mum is the square root of 81"


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The big fat whore who lives on eastfield road
"hey i need to get laid"
"then go see georges mum"