If somehow you survived this verbal beating then congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.
Person 1; ur mum gae
Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*
Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*
Person 1: gottem
Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*
Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*
Person 1: gottem
by Multipotent September 27, 2019