by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
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"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
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by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014
Get the Classy lumberjack mug.We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.
Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.
by DualZone November 4, 2017
Get the Lumberjacking mug.You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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