long-term relationshit 

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

long-term relationshit by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

Long-haired diplomacy 

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

Long-haired diplomacy by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011

long stemmy green bitches 

Celery

Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.

long stemmy green bitches by veggieman November 6, 2012

Long Island Strong Arm 

When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.

No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.

Long Island Strong Arm by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

long island jellyfish

A used condom found on the beach.

I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."

long island jellyfish by Kidkangaroo October 8, 2015

Long Calf 

A more politically correct term for "Cankles." Cankles are a condition where the ankle does not exist, the circumference of the calf extends all the way down to the foot.

"Long calf is a major turn-off."

Long Calf by purplHayes March 30, 2019

Long shlong 

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

Long shlong by Melonz4 September 7, 2019