Leak the Lizard 

Take a piss

Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak my lizard
Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak the lizard

Leak the Lizard by JadenLmao December 31, 2016

draining the lizard 

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

draining the lizard by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

Lobbing the lizard 

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

Lobbing the lizard by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard 

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

bleed the lizard by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Dead lizard 

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

Dead lizard by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Muddy Lizard 

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

Muddy Lizard by gnomey July 10, 2012

Net Lizard 

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

Net Lizard by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009