Liars

A person who commonly lies. Or tells folk tales. Or in other words yanking your chain. Also They commonly deny telling folk tales or yanking your chain. They are so hip. i like liars. they always keep you guessing.

Ashley: Hey Hailey did you gain weight recently.
Amber: It kind of looks like you did
hailey: uhh... no
Haileys thoughts: OH SHIT yuppers i have been gaining weight 70 pounds in the last 2 months to be exact.

Ashley: pshh you liars.

by bobbybobflay May 27, 2009

Liar

1. Politicans

2. Lawyers

3. Celeberites

President Bush is a liar.

by Dere November 26, 2006

liar wire

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

liarocracy

Government of liars. Rule by the dishonest. What we basically have in the US today. All politicians are corrupt and full of shit. They will say anything to the public to get elected, and do the opposite once elected. If they tell the truth, it is only accidental. They serve only moneyed interests, but never mention this fact.

Obama promised to get us out of two wars, pass meaningful health care reform, take care of "main street," and "bring change to America." No dice. He is just another member of the liarocracy.

by Dickie Bundle October 19, 2010

liarexic

Someone that lies the amount of food they eat.

Jill: I had a big hamburger with lettuce and tomatoes.

Bob: You are such a liarexic. You had a ham sandwich. Get back in the kitchen.

by piggybutt July 29, 2011

Liar

Hillary Clinton

"How do you tell Hillary Clinton is a liar? Her emails were eaten by the boogyman!"

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

Liar

A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate

sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit

by Dubiks March 3, 2019