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legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
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To be cool, on top of your shit, organized, good to go, clean and clear, above the bs, un-touchable, having no need to be questioned.
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another way of saying you are 33 years old
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Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.
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Legal Exemption

I will be considered exempt from the law while maintaining the rights afforded to me by the United States constitution. Any law, rule, or legislation that circumvents the legal exemption clause is considered an 'imaginary caveat' and, therefore, fall under the Imaginary Caveat clause.
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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
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