When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
by SollyCon February 05, 2014
1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
by Ssavannahlynn April 03, 2016
Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.
-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.
抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡
—— 沃兹·吉硕德
-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.
抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡
—— 沃兹·吉硕德
by Dr. Mimyselvandeye February 17, 2016
The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
by xBigg_Mike May 07, 2015
by Uglyduckling November 30, 2014
Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
by Lively Debate October 30, 2013