real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

ghetto lavish

Swag that juxtaposes niche taste with ratchet activity

Overheard in LA, “Wow, everybody that pulled up to Kenneth Hahn park for Nard’s bday on Saturday were all Ghetto Lavish. That’s my type. Love folks that can be corporate during the week but do hood rat things on the weekend!”

by Ron Derby September 24, 2020

Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

Lil Lavish

The famous rapper that came from a wrapper to create the wap.

Oh shit its Lil Lavish, take off your pants!

by PimpyBiMpY September 14, 2022

Dirty latisha

When you add family to a group chat and purposely send nude pics and vids of your tits.

I joined a new group chat and someone pulled a Dirty latisha

by Ftw1235460 April 5, 2023

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024