Konstanze

That's the name you get, if your parents want to disown you but are not quite sure when to do it.

Konstanze: Hey dad!

Dad: That's it, you are getting adopted.

by Kornyhorny August 2, 2021

Koos

My nickname....

~Koos

Me: why Hello Friends!
Friends: sup koos.
Ect

by KoosKoos September 5, 2012

kooshan

Tall lanky creature who tries to catch balls with his feet. Usually have one eyebrow instead of two! WARNING! AVOID IS SUGGESTED. (Drinks his own pee)

Dont go close to kooshan

by alex09876 February 24, 2015

cole koester

1) The coolest guy ever to walk this planet.

2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.

3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .

4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!

5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.

6) Loves Cher.

7) Loves his friends.

8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!

9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!

10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!

Cole Koester loves his friends!

Yo Jake!

by Cole K. November 22, 2011

koosh

a frized out or poofy set of hair, either on the head or vaginal area of a slut.

Christina is a koosh

by meagan July 24, 2004

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

Kooshnaq

Someone who gets completely owned or pwned on a regular basis. Someone who's clumsy, weak, pathetic, or just sucky at FPS games.

Damn son, you fell off your bike on the way to school, fell down the stairs between classes, got beaten up after school and then got pwned on Counterstrike. You are a true Kooshnaq.

by Cheesy13 September 16, 2005