klingon

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

Klink

1. Immediately passing out after partaking in any type of mind altering activity, eg. smoking weed, drinking, popping pills, etc.
2. Generally bitching out while everyone else continues to party.

We got so high last night and watched Katt Williams, except for Clayton... he Klinked out on us.

by M4V3R!CK September 10, 2010

klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick July 23, 2008

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

Kalin

a fatty who needs to shut up and leave other people alone.

Rosy told Bobby I loved him. What a Kalin!

by Clive1994 May 5, 2009

klingon

Mos def the most annoying language known to man, spoken by these 'aliens' from Star Trek.

Trekkie: IHGGUfef
NORMAL GUY: *kill*

by Threnody January 12, 2005

Kalina

Bitch

A Kalina is a bitch girl you’ll hate for life.

by XheniBega October 20, 2019