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Kelin

Actually a male name, despite sounding girlish.
Kelin: let's see what I will get for my name on UD...
Top definition: a girl that is blah blah...
Kelin: wtf im not a girl *creates new definition*
by a salty asian January 26, 2019
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Kleindan

A polyurethane condom made for someone allergic to latex.
"Always wear a kleindan"
"The kleindan broke last night"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring a kleindan to the orgy."
by herschism July 9, 2009
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Kleinsasser

When something is promised to get done, that should take a short amount of time, but takes an undefined amount of time and never comes.
Amy: "When are we getting new tape guns?"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"
by wishtap August 19, 2021
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kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022
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Kleien

Dutch expression from the youth to express that you have to think about something, mostly creative, before you can provide an answer. The dutch word "klei" means clay, which is a matter often used in creative classes, like art class ( clay modeling)

The expression evolved to taking a dump, because it was considered funny to suggest having a brainstorm session, while sitting on the toilet doing number two.
If someone asks you which color he/she should paint her wall in order for it to fit the other colors in the room, and you don't know the answer right away you can ' klei' about it. ( dutch: laten we erover kleien')

If you want to express you're going to the toilet, to take a dump, you could say ' I'm going to model some clay for a moment' ( dutch: ik ga even kleien)
by TonesVadeli November 10, 2009
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Keinn

Wow my boyfriend has a keinn
by Kingjiiingle October 5, 2019
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Kleimy

She’s an amazing, smart, talented, beautiful girl with the best music taste in the world. She’s 100% girlfriend material and will brighten up your day. She’s super crazy but that’s what makes her incredibly happy. She cares deeply about her friends and her loved ones. If you have her heart just know that she’ll never let you go and will treat you like a king. She’s very romantic and loves everything that’s cute. She’s a child at heart and nothing will ever change that. However if you get on her bad side you’re in for the meanest person you’ve ever met. The way she dresses will absolutely make your jaw drop though. She’ll listen to all of your problems and make them better in an instant. She’s responsible but sometimes a bit forgetful. In general she’s just someone you would like to be around 24/7. If she ever enters your life never let her go.
Person 1: Omg Kleimy is so nice!!!
Person 2: Yea ikr she literally makes my day
by Ily2❤️❤️❤️ February 9, 2020
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