Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

killins

The best people have this last name and they are a bit crazy never get on there bad side or you will regret it but in like a hour they will forget about it

She’s a Killins I should stay away from her

by Trinity.dog March 29, 2020

Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

Illinoisy

What Chicago is during rush hour, tournament week, etc.

When Windy-City-bound hot-rodders or motorcycle-groups arrive in town, it becomes really Illinoisy.

by QuacksO April 24, 2022

illinois_tv

Someone with love and care <3 love you :)

Your like illinois_tv

by Illinoist May 29, 2022

killingstalking

TRIGGER WARNING FOR EVERYTHING
SPOILERS
an absolute mindfuck. about a serial killer named sangwoo who chops off womens limbs in his basement till he finds a guy named yoonbum stalking him and has sex with the guy because he apparently looks like his mom, whom he killed and sat up in his wall for sexually assaulting him. yoonbum gets attached and they kill people together running from the police until sangwoo goes crazy thinking bums tryna drug him and goes after him with a knife. sangwoo dies in his burning house and yoonbum gets hit by a car running after sangwoos illusion

killingstalking - a book you shouldn’t read

by davidbowieshusband July 30, 2022