kiddinsult

An honest, but very rude insult that kids may make to adults.

kiddinsult examples:

At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"

When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"

While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

kiddiewompus

Crooked, out of alignment or slightly delapatated.

1.) When a large automobile is driving straight down the road but appears to be going diagonally or in some sort of strange direction.
2.) When a piece of artwork is hung on the wall in an off kilter fashion.

Example:

"Hey man, that painting on the wall looks a little kiddiewompus".

by Apt II May 18, 2010

yiff kiddie

those furfaggots on roblox that have bypassed t shirts that have things like "yiff" hence their name. get mad at exploiters for trolling them even though they break the rules too.

Exploiter: hahaha get flinged fuckers
yiff kiddie: stop or i report u
Exploiter: well you have a bypassed t shirt too so L

by DesiredApple1 September 22, 2019

s'kiddiots

I noticed this word being used at theregister.co.uk . I'm pretty sure it's another way of saying script kid, maybe it's a bit more derogatory.

"...the emergence of AirSnort, and soon another similar tool called WEPcrack (which is still in development), are certain to deskill the process of breaking into wireless networks and in so doing open them up to s'kiddiots everywhere." - theregister.co.uk

by jay April 21, 2005

packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003