7 definitions by eGod

pimpjuice

Anything that attracts the opposite sex.

Pimpjuice is color blind. It is Money, Power, or Scrait Intellect.
Erin wants my pimpjuice fo' sheezy my neezy.

by eGod March 6, 2003

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 7, 2003

porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.

I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.

by eGod March 12, 2003

eGod

Pimp Player Extrordinaire.. He's got more fans than a chinese gift shop. Talk to him on the AOL/AIM SN: Snowy; If not get out of his nice life.

Yeah my name is eGod, I got 36 inches of pleasure it takes a yardstick to measure. I am the digital mail man, the US Prankbroadcaster... YUH Im the best.

by eGod April 28, 2003

gayporn

Pornography where the male Jarox Roussel puts his big penis straight to the back of the ass of men.

gayporn is discusting, but Jarox knows how thrust his rod.

by eGod March 7, 2003

godsmisfit

Cooler than eGod.

"Godsmisfit" is cooler than eGod.

by eGod November 9, 2003

peace treaty

When an angry skeezer is hating heavy and causing trouble and not opposing civility the problem is resolved by a mere blowjob

Man that girl was causing problems Im glad the peace treaty was signed

by eGod May 5, 2006