Keith

When someone drinks water on a night out because they're too drunk.

Jake: Are you drinking water? Dalton he's drinking water, get him a vodka.

Dalton: No Jake, he's doing a Keith

Jake: What's the point of that?!

by Nohedidnt August 26, 2013

kenita

Hot bitch with light hair who don't have kids in life

Kenita isn't a mom but she's hot

by Swelly2444477 March 10, 2017

Keith Laverty

Some think he is a God, others a prophet. In reality he is both, and he has his own line of T-shirts.

I wish that I could be like Keith

by Voltron December 19, 2004

Keith

Keith is cool to hang around with. And also has a real long penis. But he is not good at sports

Keith is cool.

by Chicken told April 26, 2017

Keith

Straight sex

“I saw Keith today and I came myself...”

by jdepietro October 6, 2018

scary keith

a singer of a band who is a myspace celebrity

"dude guy, ya got 5 comments today!..almost a scary keith!"

by fuckthefuckingpolicenigger May 22, 2008

like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

by Jimmy October 4, 2004