r. kelly

the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.

" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.

by bizz March 5, 2004

Kelly

1) Shes a 'fake it till you make it' kinda girl with a cheesy grin and a witty comeback. She'll sneak up to your heart and capture it before you know you love her to bits.

2) A Kelly is never afraid to make a goofy face in front of a hottie and will always speak her mind.

3) Shes got grace, charm and style, an easy smile and a string of lovers.
4) Kelly is a little quirky and sometimes feisty but she will always be surrounded by friends, she's fiercely loyal and generous.

1) "I pulled such a Kelly in that English exam!"
2) "Gosh, you just made such a Kelly face and that total hottie saw!"
3a) "What an elegant woman, she's such a Kelly"
3b) "You have more lovers than Kelly!"
4) "You just bought a Chilli Red Toaster because it was on sale? You're almost as odd as Kelly"

by Kellowyellow February 5, 2010

Kelly

A caring, adorable, beautiful, genius, loving girl who says "backgammon" in the cutest way possible. Is a total badass yet is still gentle. Also known to be a colossal pain in the ass but her incredible perfectness and romantic streak make her well worth it. Prideful like you wouldn't believe though. My soul mate.

I'm going to marry Kelly.

by thisisnotapsudonymeh August 21, 2012

Kelly

slang for "the one who is over it."
also meaning to have forgotten all the bullshit and drama.

"Is Jenna still hung up on her ex?"
"No, she's Kelly"

by jayjaypea June 26, 2009

KELLY RIPPA

The statement after a great insult! Can be expressed with full emotion or solemn tone. Use with a back and forth motion with left and right hand when said. Motion can be stressed or quick and to the point.

Steve:"These college classes are killing me!"

Josh:"Your mom goes to college." "Kelly Rippa!"

by GOOTS May 7, 2007

kelly

The woman of my dreams, the girl I want to wake up beside every morning with 24 feet running around the house, I’m talking about the girl you wish you had. She is so amazing I’m looking forward to the future we ARE going to have together! I can't wait to see our daughter grow up and have grandbabies running around we are going to have a lot I’m pushing for 12 kids! she doesn’t relize it now but I really love her this is the girl I want to grow old with and marry someday, guys I’m telling you what she is so amazing I couldn’t see myself with anyone else and be as happy as I am now! Kelly Ann Denny I love you so much (:

that girl is my kelly

by chase 28613 July 6, 2011

Kelly

A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper.
Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.

Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly.
I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love.

by yoGiboyy December 15, 2008