A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with druggies and killers. This is in fact not true.
Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.
Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.
Bob- "Lets go to Junction City"
Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"
Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."
Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"
Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.
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A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.
Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.
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Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
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