Butt jouster

A gay man who likes to ass bang

Look at those two butt jousters over there

by bling December 15, 2003

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008

jostle

When two people meet in a hall way, and are not able to surpass one another, they do an awkward motion to figure out which way the other will go. One must stand still, and let the other surpass.

"OMG BJAY WE JUST JOSTLED!"
... wow that was awkward...

by ariana samani September 10, 2006

Jousha

A person of great being. Many dream to be like this divine human, an aries at heart, sexy to the bone, funny like dave chappelle on a stand up comedy, charming like a prince on a disney cartoon. Fabio Andretti is the synonym to such a beast.

Girl 1: I was talking to Jousha last night.

Girl 2: Damn he's the best thing since slice bread.

Girl 1: Ifkr!! OMG!

by Fabio Andretti July 11, 2012

joist-smeg

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.

"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."

by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005

Colin Jost

Pure sex appeal. Invented being hot and sexy.

“Wow I wish I was that pencil in Colin Jost’s hand”

by Slut4Jost April 10, 2021

milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

by Uppercunt March 6, 2015