Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019

The Jones’ Jar

The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.

“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”

by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

Brody Jones

The sexiest man alive AKA, SEXY MAN

Man your just like Brody Jones

by Brody Jones January 29, 2021

Brian Jones

The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember

Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

James A. Janisse

The host of the YouTube channel Dead Meat,and the host of the series on the channel,The Kill Count

"Did you see that new video James A. Janisse put out? It's amazing!"

by Elhac April 7, 2021

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Mick Jones

The guitarist for the legendary punk band,The Clash.
Born on June 26th,1955 as Michael Geoffery Jones. His mom was Jewish. I don't know if he is. Mick got booted out of The Clash,because of his and Joe's unability to get along,yeah,something like that. Mick kinda did coccaine a bit,and he was a stubborn bastard. He also was anti-violence. YAY MICK JONES RULES!!!!!

"The bestest guitarist in the world is Mick Jones!!!!"
"Gah! You idiot! Not Mike Jones,MICK Jones!"
"Yay Mick Jones rules all!"

by Brandi O. October 12, 2005