John

A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
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John is a cunt
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"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"
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A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life
John is the best!
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this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....
bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants
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Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John
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He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things
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