Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

jobbymungler

A person who leaves their jobby's (shit) and doesn't flush them away.

I just walked into the high school toilet and found some jobbymungler had been in there.

by Christoph November 5, 2003

jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

by hairy donna October 29, 2006

jibby

literally means "mindfuck", but can be extended to express outright confusion and disoriented-ness

Person 1: "Yo, did you just watch Inception?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that shit was jibby!"

Person 1: "Did you understand any of the math homework?"
Person 2: "Nah, man, I was so jibbied out."

by Jibby McJibster September 24, 2011

jobber

Someone who is paid to do something undesireable.

You're a jobber. Paid to clean bathrooms.

by jeremy q. January 8, 2005

Jobbee jabber

An act were some one comes up behind you and jabs somthing in your ass.

Your walking up the stairs and the person behind you jabs your ass with a rolled up newspaper or leaflet or anything.

by Richard Anderson December 9, 2003

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.

Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?

by ewp January 27, 2004