Jason

Jason is a guy who melts your heart whenever he smile. He makes you smile on your worst days, he has the lamest jokes, and the weirdest laugh. He's sweet, caring and adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jason, never let him go, it'll be the worst mistake of your life. Jason's can be boring, annoying and mean. But, you'll get over that. When Jason's aren't boring or mean.. he's amazing,generous and outgoing.He goes out of his way for other people. He has a laid back, calm approach. Jason's are normally truthful, gullible and very attractive(: He's good to get along with, and easy to fall in love with.

Jason is a ginger.
I love Jason so much (:
I have a Jason for a boyfriend.. be jealous!

by Lex_123456 October 27, 2012

Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.

Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.

by -J.L.- February 28, 2010

Jason

Probably the sickest kid to ever walk the earth. A Jason pulls bitches like it's nobody's business and doesn't even care about it. In addition, in Ancient Rome jason translates directly to Alpha amongst men as a Jason is harder than a diamond straight out of the core of the earth. Saint Jason is often the name referred to as the one who walks the earth in aid of those who need assistance. However only the hardest of then men obtain this aid as a Jason is always lurking with his squad and lives for his dogs.

Hey, did you guys see Jason today I think I need his help. Ya he's in the back of his car slaying pussy like he always does.

by Jack Reacher12 January 27, 2014

The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

Jason

Has a really big penis. Really big. Huge.

My boyfriend totally has a Jason penis.

by fly grll February 4, 2010

Jason

Jason. He's a guy who looks perfect and is really sweet to girls but deep down he doesn't want anything with them. He likes to play them and get what he wants. He can be really controlling at times but if you get to know him and get to his sweet side he will be the best guy you could ask for he's hard to deal with but worth it in the end, never give up in someone names Jason.

Girl: hey! He's cute!

Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.

by Jasonsgirlfriend January 10, 2014

jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

by John Marwin September 24, 2004