jerkass

self-explanitory, an insult used by few.

you are a jerkass.

by olaf December 3, 2003

Beef Jerky

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!

by Brian Cros Himself May 8, 2007

Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks

"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"

by spacestation October 30, 2009

Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005

Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

by foug June 13, 2003

jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008