dirty jacobs

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring

that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..

by the homo squad July 24, 2010

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Jacob

In the Bible, Jacob was Isaac's son (so Abraham's grandson), younger brother of Esau.

The Israelites/Jews came from Jacobs line, and the Arabs came from Esau's line.

Sometimes the Bible refers to Israel as "Jacob" since all Israelites came from Jacob.

The Lord told Jacobs mother, while she was pregnant, that the nations that came from each son, would always be in conflict with eachother.

They are still in conflict today!

To me, thats proof.

Genesis chapter 25 verse 23 says: "The Lord said to her,
“Two nations are in your womb,

and two peoples from within you will be separated;
one people will be stronger than the other,

and the older will serve the younger.”"

Genesis Chapter 32 verse 28 says: "Then the man said,

“Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.”"

by BibleKnowledgeWithZack July 21, 2019

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is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.

girl:jacob!
jacob: hey i was just thinking about you!
girl:what about me?
jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.

by emily(: February 28, 2010

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My! You have a bad case of Jacobs Dick!

by Hannah Hoppe June 8, 2014

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Team Jacob

In addition to other definitions, this group of Twilight partisans is also attracted to romantic relationships that begin with close friendships and turn into something more.

In contrast with the intense and potentially dangerous passion that has found favor with Team Edward, Team Jacob is comfortable with the idea of "being with the one who's best for you," rather than "being with the one you can't live without."

This way of thinking stems from Jacob's uplifting friendship and devotion to a depressed Bella in her greatest time of need during the second installment, New Moon.

For these reasons, Team Jacob tends to value qualities like friendship, loyalty, stability, honesty, and a sense of humor.

Team Jacob 1: Can you believe Bella rejected Jacob as soon as Edward came back at the end of New Moon? It's as if everything Jacob's done for her meant nothing.

Team Jacob 2: I can't understand it either. She obviously prefers a suicidal and paternalistic boyfriend over an easy-going and devoted one.

Team Jacob 1: I agree. Jacob makes her laugh, he doesn't underestimate her like Edward does, and their families get along so well. Plus, he's incredibly cut. Team Jacob all the way!

by pnayxkay January 5, 2010

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