Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.

"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."

by johnnylongbottom April 13, 2022

Jade

Normally a TikToker, loves to make jokes, always says "jk" and will always try to be loyal. Sometimes you will find her annoying but she doesn't mean to be rude or hurt anyone's feelings.

Jade is awesome, but I don't like it when she says "j.k."

by Barack Mobamba December 08, 2019

Jade

My girlfriends name, she’s sexy, cute you name it 😏

Me: jade is sexy and kind

Friend: uh ok?

by Pog :) June 03, 2021

Jade

She is annoying toxic but looks nice at first she thinks she s the shit but actually she’s just a lil bitch

She’s so annoying she must be a jade

by Lolll420 November 22, 2021

Jaded

This is when someone looks or feel awesome
Just like "feeling golden", one can feel jaded

Glammed up, beautify

It's also the act of making someone or something look great.

"Oh my gosh, mary looks jaded!"

"Faith's been jaded by precious "
"I'm jaded, treat me accordingly "

by Jadedprecious November 16, 2019

Jade

A( lesbian) who is a stupid fucking loser and always will be. No one likes her and just use her for her house basically the definition of a puppy because all she does is follow her boyfriend like its her fucking owner

Wow look at jade. She looks like a Dike

by white titty bitch August 07, 2018

jaded

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

by UberJaded Trancer November 30, 2015