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jackassing

Generally just having fun at someones or somethings expense in a nonviolent way. Fooling around or acting like a fool. Tomfoolery.
That dude was jackassing and fell right into the pot of chicken noodle soup.
by KingJackass June 15, 2010
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Jackass

A type of man who claims he likes a female and then decides to show his affection by ignoring her instead of putting his big girl panties on and learns how to use the buttons on his phone to not be a jackass.
Don't be a jackass and text the girl back.
by Stick your stick up November 12, 2017
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Jackass

You
You are a jackass
by Icomeherefortheclout September 22, 2020
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jackyseditz

jackyseditz Is a editor who makes edits
Jackyseditz is the best editor 🤪
by Jackyseditz August 5, 2021
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Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012
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complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008
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Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.
by the waffletoday September 13, 2004
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