Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.
by undividualist September 24, 2005

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.
That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!
by DunKSme October 1, 2007

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)
Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"
Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"
Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"
Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

by breadaman January 10, 2011

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).
by Draxfear March 4, 2009

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009
