iphone 1

Why do you still have one?

Woah does Jimmy still have an iPhone 1 that shits from like the 90s

by Harrydehobnob May 27, 2021

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

iPhone

A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.

You can use your iPhone to cook food.

If you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.

by kosaya July 5, 2008

iPhoney

an Apple iPhone, which is really an internet access device but is NOT a phone because - thanks to AT&T - it can't perform its basic telephony functions ....

It's not really a phone because it doesn't perform its phone function so you have to call it an iPhoney

by SVGuy March 19, 2010

iphone

Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?

IPhone's are overrated.

by Xyoxvietsterx June 26, 2007

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011

iphone

A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.

Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.

by Kritias August 2, 2007