Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.
Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.
by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010
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Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
by minase8888 December 12, 2010
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A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
Get the International Jorts Day mug.January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.
by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012
Get the International STFU Day mug.An alternative phrase for 'fuck buddy'. May be more widely used when in the presence of a more adult, or mature crowd. Also works in front of cops to lighten the mood when making a report.
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Get the intermitternetting mug.Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
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