Intelligent Retard 

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.

Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!

Intelligent Retard by Ann8424 July 19, 2010

Intelligent Design

Science, Religion and Truth, bastardised.

Intelligent Design is "Creationism in a cheap Tuxedo".

Intelligent Design by THobern September 30, 2007

intelligent design

1. A n00bish, pseudo-science religious theory that advocates that some phenomenon are just too complicated to be explained by science alone, and therefore God, or an intelligent designer must exist.
2. Excrement.

Dude, I made such an intelligent design in the pot this morning!

intelligent design by rah December 5, 2004

intelligentrification 

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

intelligentrification by shadycat June 23, 2008

insnelligence 

1. capacity for learning things that are not always true, reasoning, understanding that the person telling the insnelligence is more important than anyone, and similar forms of mental retardation; aptitude for grasping any truth even if not related, etc.

2. manifestation of a belief of higher mental capacity than anyone around:

3. the faculty of understanding the meaning behind thug gang activity even if make believe.

4. knowledge of an event, circumstance, etc., received or imparted; news; information, often found to be completely made up and not accurate.
5. the gathering or distribution of information, especially secret information, that came to you in a vivid dream where you were knighted due to you self made greatness.

6. information about an enemy or a potential enemy (the the S.M.G’s, B.L.T’s, M.S. 13 or 14’s, Eastside, 6th Ward)

He writes with insnelligence and wit.

insnelligence by The JOZZ October 16, 2012

inteligence 

often a word that people mispell when trying to spell 'intelligence'

wow did he really not comprehend that? He must have the inteligence of a michaelbradd.

inteligence by socanadian May 8, 2009

Ineptelligence 

In-ep-TELL-i-gence

1. Believing that or acting as if you have knowledge on a subject that you know very little about.

2. Obtaining questionable data on a subject and passing it off as indisputable fact.

1. His automotive ineptelligence became clear when he filled his washer reservoir with brake fluid.

2. She read one online article about weight loss, then passed that ineptelligence off to her child who accepted it as fact.

Ineptelligence by Carstian April 15, 2012