Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.
"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"
by DuckWithToast May 22, 2023
Get the Genshin Impact mug.

Genshin Impact

A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.

"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*
by Wise Whale September 29, 2022
Get the Genshin Impact mug.

Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 15, 2023
Get the Genshin Impact mug.

Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.
by TruthManDan January 04, 2018
Get the Braced For Impact mug.

Impact

BLACKPINK the globally popular kpop sensation that even locals enjoy.
Kpoppies: Someone give them the definition of an impact.
Blinks: Oh, you mean blackpink?
by globalgroup November 11, 2019
Get the Impact mug.

Impact

Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.
Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Impact mug.

Genshin Impact Unofficial

A multi-purposed Discord server full of disgusting admins and dumbasses of moderators. This server has over 270 thousand members yet fails to make every mod great! This server has a fuck ton of corruption and has 1/2 of their staff team leaking info outside of #mod-chat and #admin-general!!! Maybe now you can take action if you actually cared about your side hoe Honkai Star Rail Unofficial you dumb imbecile! This place encourages racism, ableism, homophobia! Which isn't good!! So burn down this place because they had a kid diddle mod! I know who you are! And also, make sure to join Zoro acting as e-kittens as a full-grown ass man.
Man this place is like Genshin Impact Unofficial.
by #AModFromGIU April 18, 2024
Get the Genshin Impact Unofficial mug.