ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)

"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."

by lamalamalana April 10, 2010

ipod nipples

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."

by Woobers June 9, 2009

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

iPod Whiplash

iPod whiplash happens when a person has a wide range of songs of different genre on the same playlist. Each song unexpectedly throws the person into a different genre, causing iPod whiplash.

"I was listening to System of a Down on Kat's iPod, then all of a sudden I was thrown into a Barry Manilow song. I totally got iPod whiplash!"

by abblaz88 April 13, 2010

iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023

iPod ADD

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.

"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."

by Joan B November 9, 2007