Ipod ADD

A common disorder affecting people with an ipod or other Mp3 Player. Involves the uncharacteristic switching of songs after roughly 2-30 seconds of playing a song because of the great shuffle feature. This disorder more commonly affects the owner of ipod shuffles.

Friend 1: Oh, I hate this song!
Friend 2: I love it!
Friend 1: I'm skipping this one. {Listens for 5 seconds} And this one.
Friend 2: God! I swear, you've got Ipod ADD!!!

by MyCrazyMind March 16, 2006

iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

by permastoned September 19, 2009

iPod Nazi

A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.

Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*

Jimmy: ...But...

Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?

Jimmy: No actually I do-

Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?

Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...

by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010

iPod slut

A person who over uses an iPod that does not belong to them.

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.

by undividualist September 10, 2005

iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

by DunKSme September 17, 2007

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 13, 2010

perfect ipod

a completely full ipod that, when put on shuffle, always comes up with a song that you like

finally i managed to get a perfect ipod! took a while deleting all that japanese grindcore though

by breadaman January 09, 2011