mr. hook

a beautiful majestic aged man, with a rocking behind. He can write a book better than Heminway and has a penis larger then Jupiter. His is loved by all students and women (including in sexual and intellectual principles) ;) ;) he does them too,

Physics bitch!! said Mr. Hook

by Mr. Domiguez September 13, 2013

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whale oil beef hooked

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

by kangaroos, mate June 22, 2008

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hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

by truthBspoken June 29, 2008

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Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014

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Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

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