holiday inn on i-74 

A motel off I-74 in California popular with attractive young women and families fleeing haunted houses.

Mom: You better get Brian to bring you home right after dinner because dad wants us to stay at the Holiday Inn on I-74.

Daughter: (wistfully) Oh, yeah, I remember that place...

holiday inn on i-74 by MrSpkr July 1, 2018

Holiday-whore

1)The act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings.

2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.

3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.

Mark - "So, what's new?"
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."

Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."

Holiday-whore by Chelsea Marie May 30, 2007

holiday stuffing 

The roommate or friend you bring to your house from college for the holiday that either stuffs you or you stuff them. So, basically that holiday peer you f*ck.

Yeah I don't know much about her but we both live in the same town so she is fine to be my Holiday Stuffing.

holiday stuffing by Mandogy December 29, 2016

Holiday Gay

Often abbreviated Holigays, a holiday gay is one of those old lonely gay men who have no family or lives and end up spending their stat holidays lurking at a gay pub or club. They are less noticeable during party holidays such as Halloween and New Years as they tend to blend in with the crowd.

"Hey Drew, do you want to go to Woody's for a pint this afternoon?"

"That's a bad idea Chris, it's Family Day. It will be full of Holiday Gays! Those old men are sad and pathetic."

Holiday Gay by Starstealer February 19, 2008

Holiday Text 

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text

Holiday Text by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010

holiday golddigger 

A person who receives a card during any holiday ( christmas, birthday, easter, etc. ) and doesn't read it, and only opens it for the money inside.

little johnny got mad when he received a birtday card from his great aunt Helen because when he opened it there was only ten dollars inside. there fore being a holiday golddigger

After Mark opened his christmas card and grabbed the $50 check inside, he immediately threw it in the garbage. therefore being a holiday golddigger

holiday golddigger by dirty jerz 6 December 25, 2009

Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.

Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.

Holiday Ham by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016