Hog Logger
Hog Logger by Underground_BANDIT April 30, 2009
hog masturbator
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
hog masturbator by scodder May 24, 2010
hog print
V:
To hit the bare penis on the forehead of a newly arrived member to the group or unit. An initiation enacted when new members attend their first FTA. Occasionally after being chased across the Mojave Desert and are completely expended of energy and the will to fight or flight any longer. The person is held on the ground flat on their back while the hog printer hits the forehead of the hog printee with his bare penis. Sometimes after the penis is pressed upon a stamp pad of black ink a hog stamp is created. The hog stamp is used to mark the forehead of the ones that claim it will not happen to them. May only be conducted by those previously printed into the group.
Sometimes the result of a good rooting
To hit the bare penis on the forehead of a newly arrived member to the group or unit. An initiation enacted when new members attend their first FTA. Occasionally after being chased across the Mojave Desert and are completely expended of energy and the will to fight or flight any longer. The person is held on the ground flat on their back while the hog printer hits the forehead of the hog printee with his bare penis. Sometimes after the penis is pressed upon a stamp pad of black ink a hog stamp is created. The hog stamp is used to mark the forehead of the ones that claim it will not happen to them. May only be conducted by those previously printed into the group.
Sometimes the result of a good rooting
Hog humper
A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
Hog humper by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
HOG Daddy
HOG Daddy by Roadrunner 503 March 10, 2019
Hog Heaven
Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Hog Heaven by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019