hide it in my sock

When a guy jacks off into a sock

Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty

by jakepaulfan1234 May 14, 2018

Hide a Hoe

Seattle, Washington

Hide A Hoe

The type of man who's girl friends are un-attractive, so un-attractive in fact that they rarely, if ever, to showcase their defective product in public.

We're talking, waiting till the room mates fall asleep to sneak her in the back door ugly. What makes a person a hide a ho is their dedication to continuously hiding their cock pockets.

"We heard you sneakin that girl into room last night, captain Hide a Hoe."

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.

Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*

by OrsonHunter January 8, 2011

hide and go fuck

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.

Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.

by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010

Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006