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Phlug haul

A truckload full of dead chinese cocks and clits with a maggoty outer layer.
Hey! Stop that Mexican! He's trying to sneak a Phlug haul past us!
by Glime Masta July 16, 2003
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long road to haul

A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.

Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.
Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.
by xcept73 April 19, 2015
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haul ass

to suck, to be not good, to be bad or against your will, unfair
Damn! This hauls ass!
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
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haulin frieght

The phrase "haulin frieght" can best be discribed as someone or something big, moving a lot faster than its supposed to. But if the object or individual is moving far too fast, it is to be discribed as "haulin the mail". now, there is no clear definition of the speed limitations to qualify an object or individual as haulin frieght due to the fact that the size and rate of travel must be taken into account.
as 2 men are on a hunting spree deep in the wilderness of argentina they observed a small defenseless jack rabbit being hunted by a much larger bear.
man1: I hope the bear just dystroys that little rabbit!!
man2: Yeah me too!

a chase errupts!
man1: Holy crap that rabbit is so scared

man2: Yeah it is, and the bear is haulin frieght!
by "McNasty", "Hollywood" August 24, 2009
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Haldana

The girl's name Haldana comes from Old Norse origin, and its meaning is "half-Danish". In ancient Britain, the Danes were fierce and frequent invaders.

If you meet a girl named Haldana, then you should be instantly aware of her amazing figure, she dazzles like a siren and has the secret power to attract anyone too her.

She is a fierce and loyal friend, one who will defend and protect any one she holds dear to her but with this fierce loyalty also come a force not to be reckoned with, if you betray this person much like the siren you will most likely go to your doom.
Haldana is known for her amazing power of speech, voicing her ideas and opinions is something second to nature to her.

She has the sweetest disposition and often leaves you in wanting to see her again.
John: Oh my god- who were you talking to? was that a Haldana

Josh: OH YEAH!!!... i think i'm in love...

Kim: I told you, you shouldn't have cheated with jens boyfriend!!

Sam: I know, i got totally Haldana'd
by curlytops February 3, 2010
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Halldin

A Halldin or Hallden is a person that takes school very seriously, is afraid of doing something wrong or immature infront of adults. A Halldin is mentally unstable and oftenly takes jokes the wrong way. When a Halldin feels threatened or humiliated he/she takes to violence.
Ugh, stop hitting me! It was just a joke, you're such a Halldin!

You silly halldin! You won't get a D in physics just because you drew on the table!
by Wackattack August 26, 2012
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haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015
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