HAZEL

A person or thing who gets so odd if she is rejected by an ogre she attemptes to burn all of yours cloths

Omg hazel burnt all of shreds cloths

by Triquad July 14, 2018

Hazel

A faggot whos either a male or female idefk. Looks like an ape, sounds like an ape, behaves like an ape. Her tall mofo bro and her constantly flip each other off. Have witnessed it first hand

Faggot#1:"Ay look theres Hazel the Ape."
Faggot#2:"Give her a banana she's gonna deepthroath it real good."

by Shidmaster420 April 5, 2022

Hazelnut

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."

by WemerVshon December 14, 2008

Hazel eyes

A sort of brown green color of eyes. Almost as common as brown eyes.

She had beautiful hazel eyes

by 4-20. Chic December 23, 2018

Hazeltine

The most bad-ass golf course in Minnesota

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine

by jamariobest September 10, 2009

Hazel

A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.

"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."

"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."

"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."

by djjr33 July 9, 2014

Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013