hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.

If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.

by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

Hat Trick

having sex three times in one day with three different people

yo im bout to go for the "hat trick" all at once with those three chicks over there

by itty bitty titty comity September 30, 2011

Hat Trick

having sex with 3 different girls (or guys) in a particular social group (ie, best friends, family, team mates). not necessarily in a day, but as a goal to work towards in a timely manner.

example 1.)
"he scored a hat trick with molly, vanessa, and lexi over the course of first semester."
"the real popular girls that always eat on the steps?"
"The same."

example 2.)
"according to some reliable sources, apparently when she found the pics of the other girls, she had sex with him, then moved on to have sex with his older brother, and his newly single dad, and left pics where he would find them. don't piss her off."

by John Jameson and Son October 5, 2009