having a toss

having a toss means having a or masturbating

i was having a toss the other night

by jaza69 December 17, 2008

Hating life

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.

Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!

by Mettie May 13, 2008

Having the Poynter's in

A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.

It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.

'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'

'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'

'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted

Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.

by Jdinsdale2009 May 16, 2009

Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.

Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"

by tallfatguy February 8, 2010

Butt Hashing

The act of Pooping into a closed container and setting it out in the sun for two to three days, then opening it and inhaling the fumes to get high.

Bro, you smell like a butt hole. Have you been Butt Hashing again?

by butthasher April 25, 2011

Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.

Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?

by Shaginji May 23, 2008

self-hating Jew

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.

This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.

by juman December 29, 2008