Handicupped

1. A girl with a cup size smaller than most and could be even described as handicapped because of it.
2. An extremely useful cup.

1. "Hey Michael, did you see that girl yesterday?"
"Yeah dude, she was totally handicupped, could've even been a negative size"
"Right on, man."
2. "WOW! this is an extremely useful cup that I'm drinking from!"

by MysterFox July 23, 2011

Handcuff

A handcuff is a type of sex toy were you handcuff the girl to the bed and fuck her brains out then inviting your grandparents to join in.

Inviting grandparents to join in on being handcuffed

by Yeeeerrrereeeet February 14, 2020

handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

Handface

An action of slapping oneself upon the forehead with an open palm in annoyance or exhaust; frequently used in internet conversations. Similar to Palmface.

And then I was all, *handface*.

How stupid was that? I was just, *handface*.

Handfacers Anonymous: All Emos Welcome!

by Helay March 16, 2008

handcuffed

a chick who's hella young tryin' to get with everyone else around them that's hella old, while she's still a minor.

It's really illegal...so the guys will get caught...handcuffed...get it?

by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003

Hondacondria

The irrational belief that there is always something wrong with one's Japanese car.

Hondacondria: "First the brakes, now the seat belts don't work in this bloody Honda either..."

by liastd222 November 8, 2007

Handucap

A desi who gets fuxed up while under the influence of drugs, alcohol, and pootang.

Elvis: Check out the homies cripwalk.
Flicky: Man that foo is Hunducapped. Tried to get some phudi from this kuthi but all he got up into were her airbags. DA-DA-DAMN!!!!!

by FlickDawg May 16, 2003