Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

hasselhoff

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.

by Gbiz May 13, 2005

Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002