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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018
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Hacking

When a player is better then you.
The natural habit of a 7 year old when they loose is for the little fuck to say “He’s hacking”.
by That little fucktard July 9, 2019
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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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Hazing

Hazing is a airplane
by Hazing best ww February 12, 2021
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Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.
"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."
by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021
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Car Hiking

The art of driving around in the scenic parts of your state, getting lost on purpose in hopes of finding new and interesting places.
It's cold, rainy and we have nothing to do today, lets go car hiking!
by pdizzlerocks December 13, 2010
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Black Hawking

The act of hanging off the side of your friends van while he/she is driving. Mostly because the van is full.
Friend: Dude! You can't get a ride!

You: It's okay. I'll just hang off the side.

Friend: Black Hawking? Sure, why not.
by The Almighty Lunchbox February 13, 2014
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