guido

mexican

hes a guido

by Davor235 November 3, 2020

Guido

Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.

man Guido is such a soft stupid ass!

by LmaoTendencies123617 May 24, 2021

gimongus

when something is rly big and humongous and ginormous

“omg jack did u just do a gimongus fart?!?!”

by tooterrobot3000 November 5, 2021

Guido

A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.

BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.

by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021

gimornous

A big orange

Person 1: omg so big orange
Person 2: ikr so gimornous

by SomaliBoysGotBundaStyll September 18, 2022

Main Gumor

Huge headache

"I have a main gumor, can you get me some advil?"

by Blondie94 June 25, 2009

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019